May 2013
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
urbancatfitters:
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
richwhitelesbian:
im so glad i met the internet
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
geekyandpointless:
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
gabanti:
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
me: MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
mom: you have heard this a million times before
me: but it's on the radio
mom: so?
me: iT'S ON THE RADIO
April 2013
if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
